Corrupt A Wish

Rules:
1.Corrupt the wish of the person above you.
2.After the corruption, include your own wish.

Example
Post 1: I wish for a puppy.
Post 2: You get a puppy but its sickly and dies a few days later.
I wish for Peace on Earth.

And so on and so forth.

I'll Start

i wish i had more money in NeoSteam

You get money but spend it all on cyber prostitutes.
I wish for plvl to 105

you do but the GMs find out and roll back your EXP to lvl1

i wish JAKEOXIDE would join the forums

Jake cannot afford a computer.
I wish I had a pet monkey

You get a Monkey but its sickly and dies a few days later.

i wish for Chips

U GET CHIPS AND U CHOKE ON ONE AND DIE.....MY WISH CAME TRUE! I WISH FOR KEV TO SIGN INTO FORUMS.

he does but then Ex0 kicks him off

I AM ON FORUMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i wish jake dies

i rez jake, bwuahahaha, even if i dont want to

oh btw, i wish for a ponie

you get a pony then it bucks you off eats you alive then dies because all the bodlly fluids are like poisin to the horse


i wish poms were taller

they get a med that makes them grow taller then lupines, but then die bcuz their imune systems suck ass, and the little pill was too much for them.

I WANT ANOTHER PONIE

YOU GET ANOTHER ONE then it bucks you off eats you alive then dies because all the bodlly fluids are like poisin to the horse

i wish for pink

you get pink, but then we decide we all hate you and stop replying to your posts

Mr.Puddleton wrote:you get pink, but then we decide we all hate you and stop replying to your posts

> if you havent noticed by now....i have no life

you get a life then it consumes you and u end up in an insane asylum and the crazier ppl eat your genitals cause the meds they are taking made them halusinate and think that they were little baby ostrages!
I WISH FOR A PONY ALSO =]

first *BARF*

second you get a pony but while you are riding it it explodes and you die


i wish for hate

you get hate and then zombies burst out of ppls butts and u get eaten by anal zombies!
i wish for WORLD PEACE

there WAS world peace but then Chip was born which ripped a hole in the time space continuum causing all the world leaders to hate each other and throw nukes at at there opposition

i wish for love

you will never get love......

i wish for toe nails

you get them but then i eat them

i wish for chip to stop hating me >_<

i stop hating u then u do something stupid like talk bout killing my son and i hate u again =]
i wish for......a personal airplane to take me to hawaii so i can never come back to this hell hole!

OHHH BALLS

anyway....you get a plane but it crashes and you and your son somehow survive!?! what?

i wish for zombies to kill me :what:

you get the world but then you get shot at your first speech