Joke Contest

Yo Momma Joke contest, starts now, ends on July 7th, 2018.

Yo mommas so fat, when i go to an advanced base your moms one of the options for a siege engine.

yo mamma so fat when she walks the whole world shakes.....ugh thats a lame one.

LOOK I STOLE YOUR JOKE! if a chicken and a half can lay an egg in and a half in a day and a half, how long will it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

CAN I PROTEST ON PUDDLETONS PIC???

i know right

anyway yo mam so fat when she jumped out of a plane she took the whole plane with her.

eh only one i know

lol, chip u joke stealer

Yo mommas so fat, when God said "LET THERE BE LIGHT", she had to move... oohhhhhhhhhh

OOOOHHHHHHHH my stumach hurts now LOL

When Chuck Norris's mom was pregnant with him. she went to the hospital because she was having troubling pains... the doctor took a look and knew then what needed to be done. he then told Chuck's mom she needed to abort! The only survivor was Chuck!
thats kinda a mom joke o.o

A man goes to the zoo. walkin around lookin at the random animals...he stops and looks at a guerilla and noticed how beautiful it was. so he sat and staired for a while. he felt something crawling on his leg so he scratched it. as he scratched he noticed the guarilla doing it too. and though in no way could the guarilla be copying him. but he thought hed try it anyways. so he scratched his arm. and to his amazement the guarilla also copied that. so now the man is puzzled and decides to scratch his forearm. then all of a sudden the guarilla walks up and chokes him out and he wakes up in a hospital with a zoo keeper stairing down at him. the zoo keeper asks what happened. the man repeated what he rememberd and the man said well ur an idiot...scratching your forearm means fuk you in guarilla language..and the man was stunned. so the next day he went back to the zoo and brought a carrot and a knife. he walked up to the guarilla and scratched his leg and the guarilla did that. he scratched his arm and the guarilla did that. then he put a carrot and put it where his crotch is and cut it off. the guarilla didnt coppy it he just scratched his forearm!!!! haha =]

chip yo mama so poor she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.

hey puddle yo mama so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt.

oooohhhhhhhhhh

THAT WAS DUM .. did yo mamma tell u to say that?

yea well yo mama so stupid she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.